New Narrator: "Utilizing the potion table, River happily concocted potions that would supposedly do a variety of things that would help them, including increase their lifespan exponentially, as well as bring an annoying little critter to life called an imaginary friend. Which hopefully would be avoided as most of River's extended relations didn't know where she was, nor was Haruo's relations inclined to send anything should something happend that would cause offspring to pop out. Hopefully it would stay that way, since imaginary friends were creepy."
River: "I think they're cute."
Bebe: "I think they're creepy too. And you never had one so how would you know?"
River: "Several of my friends had one. Heck one even married her imaginary friend."
Bebe: "That is so weird."
Bebe: "...yeah...definitely weird... So you go hang out with your weird self...and I'm gonna go fishing...with Haruo."
River: "Yeah OK... you do whatever..."
Bebe: "Hey, Haruo, let's go fishing...no knives... I promise."
Haruo: "Oh...ok..."
River: "Hey, Haruo, it's your turn to make dinner."
Haruo (outraged): "What do you mean MY turn, I made dinner last night!"
River: "No you didn't, you made apple pie...that's dessert, not dinner."
Haruo: "Nag nag nag..."
River: "I heard that."
New Narrator: "When Haruo and Bebe were at the park, they got to know one another.
New Narrator: "Both Haruo and Bebe were interested in fishing...which made things nice and cozy between the two of them. Bebe was also interested in gardening which was yet another thing that they shared in common. Of course they also talked about the things that formulated the challenge that they were set out to do. They'd completed the plasma bugs section of the challenge relatively quickly and considering that they were werewolves, it was relatively easy as well as with the assistance of the dogs and the cats of which there were one more of each. Mitchell was joined by a female cat named Sasha and Franz was joined by a male friend named Heinz, like the ketchup, only saltier. They were all aggressive hunters with a penchant for finding things and digging holes in the ground. Sasha and Mitchell were both good with their claws taking on anything with no, two, four, six or eight legs (which included the spiders)...so far there were no centipedes, as far as they knew so anything more than six legs was considered unnatural which put the spiders right into that category."
Bebe had to go transmute some more plasma bugs, so she headed home...directly after catching a few fish. Haruo on the other hand headed to the grocery store, which ended up with him running into Argus Brown the town thug. Haruo gave him one heckuva greeting with the Pyle Megaphone dialed up at ten. It probably turned Argus's ears inside out as well as bulged his Eustacian tubes. "HEY, ARGUS, I HEAR YOU BEAT UP A FAIRY!!!"
New Narrator: "Actually, Argus didn't mind getting his eardrums blasted out and they struck up a conversation. Well, let's just say Argus knowing that Haruo knew martial arts, knew that he was out-matched if he tried to take Haruo on. So being wise, he chose to strike up a conversation instead of getting in a fight. Wise choice."
New Narrator: "Comparing fang-sizes was the order of the day.
Haruo: "See how big my incisors are?"
Argus: "Pretty decent size, but hunched over like that you look like Igor."
Both: "Ha ha ha ha..."
New Narrator: It was getting late in the afternoon which made for golden light (to photographers) which bathed everything in a nice warm glow. And of course the older bridge was a nice thing to photograph, which was something that River did, because she was planning to paint a picture of it. She also headed down to the waterfall and took yet another picture.
New Narrator: "Taking some time to herself, River decided that she was going to go fish at the pond on the far side of town."
River: "It's nice here, except for the mosquitos the size of B-52s."
New Narrator: "Could be worse, the mosquitos could be infected with Yellow Fever."
River: "Oh, shut up!"
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