Chapter One - Does Anyone Know What's Going On?

DISCLAIMER: The characters Harm Rabb, Jr., Sarah "Mac" Mackenzie, Meg Austin, AJ Chegwidden, Bud Roberts, Harriet Sims-Roberts et al. belong (in concept if not name) to CBS/Bellisarius. Animal and all OC characters are the property of Heather and Hugo Chikamori. No profit is being made from this story, nor is any infringement intended.

Chapter One - Does Anyone Know What Is Going On?

Welcome to the madhouse. When you have ten sims, a cat and a dog all vying for the Watcher's attention, things are bound to get out of control. Well, when we meet the crew here, they are all waiting patiently while the Watcher gets things together. After all, the Watcher should be nice and at least give them some tents, something to cook with and perhaps a little space to go to the bathroom and shower; which won't be part of the house. That way they don't pee themselves and make themselves all smelly. Watcher doesn't like smelly sims.

When the Watcher releases them from their enforced freeze position, they proceeded to do whatever it was that pleased them, which for Sarah Mackenzie (or Mac as she preferred to be called), proceeded to stick her head into the garbage can. How she didn't upchuck, who knew. Maybe the garbage cans are empty when one spawns into a new lot? I wouldn't recommend it though. It stinks. No, I don't know. I haven't the personal experience of sticking my head in a garbage can; the smell warns me off at least sixteen feet away.

In the interim as Mac was getting a fine whiff of l'eau de 10 Day Recycled Food Waste (Sells at your local garbage dump for $35.00 a bottle, ward off any paparazzi, smell worse than a skunk with a bad case of fecal incontinence. Get L'eau de Food Waste today. Products,ship dates, pricing and availability is subject to change, No extensions, exchanges or refunds, Product may or may not be as shown), Lia and Tosh were arguing about who knows what. Maybe who it was that got to sleep in Mac's tent. I pity the person who has to share Mac's tent that night.

By the tents, Phil, Harm and Meg were engaged in a heated water balloon battle and having a grand ol' time while Keeter just stood and watched.

Kimber was talking to herself. I guess when you have yourself to talk to, you'll never be bored again.

Tosh and Lia were having a great time arguing with themselves.

And no-one understood what Tosh was going on about.

"The logic fallacy in your argument is that aircraft do not land on an aircraft carrier, they crash. Of course they land...and my tuna is bigger than yours!"

Yeah...O...K... ~backs away slowly hands upraised~

...and Haruo went across the street to get away from the bedlam and fish in peace and quiet. Fishing was his happy place. Nice...and quiet.