Chapter Three: "Fishing and Fixing"

It's a beautiful day out here in Moonlight Falls; y'know the kind of day that makes you wish that the weather could stay like this for the rest of your time there. Not too hot, not too cold, the temperature is just right and the humidity is just perfect so that the breezes are cool and the sun is just the right degree of warmth. Heck it's the perfect day for fishing.

River: It's gorgeous out here. I could drop a worm in the water for hours and enjoy the weather out here.

Bebe: The pond's nice and the breeze coming off the water is great. I can hear the waterfall just over the way there.

Haruo: Oh, I sure hope the two of them don't castrate me. I think I'll stay here and fish for the rest of my existence if it keeps me intact.

River: I just realized I need a big knife to clean off these fish. I wonder if the grocery store carries knives.

Bebe: You're right, River, there's plenty of uses for a knife.

Mitchell: I sure hope she isn't thinking about castrating us too.

Franz: ~gulp~

Yep...the three males are rather in a state of mind...considering that thoughts about fishing have suddenly turned to thoughts of orchiectomy. The Watcher would suggest they stay low and hide - but he doesn't want to make himself a target either.